Officially, we have four seasons. Unofficially, we have two: “Cold and Wet” and “Cold and Damp but Slightly Greener.” Summer lasts about three days. It usually falls on a Tuesday while you’re stuck in an office with broken air conditioning.
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Let’s not forget the phenomenon of “Juneuary.” This is when it snows in May because the weather gods are playing practical jokes. Meteorologists call it “unsettled.” I call it gaslighting.
We have a saying: “Don’t like the weather? Wait five minutes.” The truth is, in those five minutes, it will get colder and start hailing sideways.
