Maybe you’re having a rough week. Maybe your boss was annoying, or your car made a funny noise. What you need isn’t therapy; it’s a deep fried turkey leg. It’s cheaper than a session and lasts longer.
Find a fair, a football game, or that one weird gas station that has a fryer. Buy the leg. Accept the grease. And for five glorious minutes, remember that life is short, and sometimes you just need to eat something the size of your own skull. You’ll smile, you’ll nod, and you’ll already be planning your next one. That’s the power of the big, stupid, beautiful drumstick.