So, to recap: Pack your 3.4-ounce containers in one quart bag, and say goodbye to your full-sized conditioner. If you’re unsure, treat everything like it’s a liquid until proven solid. Snow globes? Suspicious. Peanut butter? Combustible. Frosting? A weapon.
And remember: the TSA agent is just doing their job. They don’t hate your shampoo—they hate that you brought three separate kinds. Be kind, be prepared, and for the love of all that is holy, don’t pack a jar of Nutella in your carry-on unless you’re ready to explain your choices to a federal officer who has definitely heard it before.
Safe travels, you glorious, liquid-toting weirdo. May your bags be light, your gates be near, and your airport bar serve real-sized drinks before you board.
