Network Rail isn’t just being a buzzkill. Last summer, a train actually stalled because the tracks got so hot they started to buckle. The passengers had to be evacuated via a bus that took two hours to arrive. Two hours in a field, with no shade, wearing sandals. It was basically a Lord of the Flies scenario, but with less pig head and more complaints about the Wi-Fi.
They’re worried about signaling failures, which cause massive delays. You might be stuck at a station that smells of hot bin juice and regret. The advice to “stay cool” sounds nice, but when you’re standing between a vending machine and a crying baby, it’s hard to find your zen.
Your Survival Kit
If you must travel, you need a plan. First, a massive water bottle. Not that tiny ones you buy at the airport. I’m talking a gallon jug you can use as a weapon. Second, a portable fan. Yes, you’ll look like a fool, but you’ll be a cool fool. Lastly, a steady stream of sarcastic tweets to @NetworkRail. It won’t help, but it’s therapeutic.
Network Rail is painting tracks white to cool them down in the heat
Also, accept that you will be late. Embrace the delay. Pretend you’re on a slow boat to China, but with more complaints and less charm. The heat will make time feel slower, like watching paint dry in a greenhouse.
