Here’s the honest truth: no matter what time the Lions play on Sunday, that moment when the clock hits zero—whether it’s 4:00 PM or 11:00 PM—is the same. You will either be smiling like a fool or staring into the void.
And you’ll do it all again next week. Because that’s the deal. You find out the time, you plan your life around it, and you hope for the best. It’s like scheduling a root canal, but with nachos and high-fives.
So, what time do the Lions play this Sunday? Just don’t tell me it’s a 4:25 kickoff. I have a garden to ignore. Or maybe I’ll just set an alarm and nap until then. That’s called “strategy,” my friend. Go Lions.
