We love our dogs because they are pure, loyal, and sometimes profoundly weird. Eating poop is not a character flaw; it’s a survival strategy wrapped in a fur coat. It doesn’t mean they don’t love you. It just means they also love your discarded breakfast toast, the squirrel in the yard, and the mystery snack from three hours ago.
In a world that demands perfection, let your dog be a little disgusting. Just keep the poop scoop handy, laugh it off, and remember: they think you’re a god who pours kibble from a magic bag. Forgive them their earthy secrets.
Because at the end of the day, your dog might have bad taste—but they’ve got great love.